For today's Thought for the Day slot we hand the reins of power over to our neighbour's kid, Ryan. Ryan told us that he likes to view the world through a prism of sullen, impotent frustration and barely concealed rage.
Impressively, this prism is of his own design; it's a device that he has spent several years perfecting. Its finely nuanced surfaces are so receptive that it can instantly distort even seemingly simple and innocuous verbal interactions into fuel for the most blisteringly unfathomable outbursts of anger and bile.
But does Ryan get any ackowledgement for all the time and effort he's put into hand crafting his most brilliant prism? No.